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Lilly | 23 | America


lilly is a pseudonym.

i’m going to be upfront about that. i’m keeping my name to myself because, like Thomas Paine, i want to speak my mind without anyone above me (in his case the Crown, in my case…employers) seeing me in a negative light.

i want to be real with you. the real me is bombastic, a little lewd, very passionate, opinionated, sarcastic, pragmatic, and superfluous in derogatory speech.

i’m also very approachable, and you’ll find, i think, open-minded.

=A List for the Lackadaisical=

• I re-enact
• Love Jesus
• Am an Anti-Federalist
• Love history (duh!)
• Am female
• Go to Uni
• Love writing
• Enjoy cooking
• Live for intelligent conversation
• Hate bullet points (ironic, isn’t it?)


=RULES OF ENGAGEMENT=

• back your arguments up with facts
• wikipedia isn’t a scholarly source
(refer to the acronym for clarification)

W- where
I- idiots
K- keep
I- information

• if you choose not to respond…I WIN

cadburycrazed:

All I got for xmas was uglier

With every ounce of respect I have; bullshit, dear.

(Source: rumour)


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