Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of--oooh, shiny!

Lilly | 23 | America

lilly is a pseudonym.

i’m going to be upfront about that. i’m keeping my name to myself because, like Thomas Paine, i want to speak my mind without anyone above me (in his case the Crown, in my case…employers) seeing me in a negative light.

i want to be real with you. the real me is bombastic, a little lewd, very passionate, opinionated, sarcastic, pragmatic, and superfluous in derogatory speech.

i’m also very approachable, and you’ll find, i think, open-minded.

=A List for the Lackadaisical=

• I re-enact
• Love Jesus
• Am an Anti-Federalist
• Love history (duh!)
• Am female
• Go to Uni
• Love writing
• Enjoy cooking
• Live for intelligent conversation
• Hate bullet points (ironic, isn’t it?)

=RULES OF ENGAGEMENT=

• back your arguments up with facts
• wikipedia isn’t a scholarly source
(refer to the acronym for clarification)

W- where
I- idiots
K- keep
I- information

• if you choose not to respond…I WIN

“She could be with anyone else, but she chose me. I’m such a lucky man!”

My idiotic ex-guy friend who dumped his friends for some woman. I cleaned up the grammar and spelling for him. Oops.

First of all, she’s mean, crass, white trash, and just a horrid person. She hasn’t even met us and she treated us like horseshit. Jealous of lesbians, really? So no, she probably didn’t have a lot of options.

My gluten free bread just fell apart.

ALL I WANT IS A DAMNED SANDWICH.

I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY!

hobovampire:

my OTP is like a wand. I did not choose my OTP. My OTP chose me.　

(via s-wans)

So, Revocate’s sister is trying to “avoid” gluten to help her eczema and she bought Ezekiel bread, thinking it was gluten free.

s-wans:

cuppa-darjeeling:

IT isn’t.

She should have had me read the package.

But I wanted to help you and make certain that you stayed healthy!

So, Revocate’s sister is trying to “avoid” gluten to help her eczema and she bought Ezekiel bread, thinking it was gluten free.

IT isn’t.

She should have had me read the package.

drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost, via blinkpink)

Studies show that if you are reading this you are not getting enough sex

(Source: areyououtofyourvulcanmind, via cadburycrazed)

(Source: jennthemusical, via tylerferrari)

The ACTUAL Delegate Count.

freedomnewsnetwork:

This delegate count is based on the state convention and NOT the straw polls.

All these delegates have been allocated at the state convention or in a winner take all caucus.

The website is here

Delegates:

Mitt Romney- 591 actual delegates

Ron Paul- 186 actual delegates

Rick Santorum- 146 actual delegates

Newt Gingrich- 66 actual delegates.

DELEGATES YET TO BE ALLOCATED- 1297

HOW IS SANTORUM STILL GETTING VOTES? HE DROPPED OUT AGES AGO!

(via tylerferrari)

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